Fact Chosen: Cap’n Crunch’s full name is Horatio Magellan Crunch
Horatio was a simple man at sea,
His laugh full and true, jolly as could be,
Grog unending as he plumbed the depths,
Swilling and pillaging and breaking necks,
He was ne’er the man his Father aspired him to be,
For he was far better than could be seen,
He would not be apprehended
His charisma couldn’t be suspended,
He would be beloved in the hearts of all,
Horatio Magellan we salute you with every delicious milky sucrose crunch-tastic cereal bowl
Faithful Fractals: Poetic Prayers 